when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic
What on earth where do these gifs even come from
Me: *looks at phone for 10 seconds*
Adult: WOAH GEE GOLLY YOU CANT GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT DIGGING YOUR HEAD IN YOUR PHONE CANT YOU
Sunday Dec 8 2013
Someone is hiding something from you, Aries. But no, it isn’t something dark or terrible. This person is hiding how he or she really feels about you. That’s probably because this individual feels overwhelmed by you. Your talents, skills, and all of your successes make this person feel insecure. Whether this is a co-worker or a friend, this person needs a boost of self-confidence if the two are to proceed on a level playing field and enjoy a strong relationship. You could try building this person up with compliments and kindnesses. But revealing more of yourself would also create a warm feeling of comfort where this relationship can thrive.
Saturday Dec 7 2013
You have a good reason to be angry about something now, Aries. You have every right to be upset. You could give in to that fiery temper of yours and let everyone know how you’re feeling. You could yell. You could get all worked up. You could throw a plate or two. But what would any of that accomplish? It might make you feel a slight sense of relief for a moment or so, but then there would be the repercussions. You would feel silly. Other people would think you were out of control. And you would be judged harshly. Stand your ground now, Aries, but do so with class and quiet strength.
Monday Dec 2 2013
You may have a lot on your plate at the moment, and this may not be the easiest of days for you, Aries - but it’s a day when you can grow and evolve. That might not be your first choice, but whatever you learn and however you become enlightened, it will benefit you in the very near future. Besides, even during tough times there can be happiness and enjoyment, and the cosmos is offering that to you as well. As you work through whatever difficulty you are now facing, do so with grace and a smile on your face and you’ll come away with multiple benefits. Starting tomorrow the pressure should ease up.
Sunday Dec 1 2013
You had to make a choice, or you are mulling over a choice you will have to make. But you have already experienced intuition about what you should do. Why, then, are you denying what you already know? Why are you analyzing and agonizing over what seemed perfectly natural when it first occurred to you? You need to learn to trust yourself more. You happen to have great intuition, but you so rarely follow it without scrutinizing it every which way. Go with what feels right, Aries.
Wednesday Nov 13 2013
Time and time again someone has made a promise to you. You had no reason to doubt, and so you counted on that person. And yet time and time again (perhaps punctuated by times when the person actually came through) this person has left you down. You may have continued believing because there were instances of reliability, but reliability can only be truly assessed over the long haul. If you’re starting to get tired of someone who is not consistent, then you need to speak up about it and make your feelings known. If it doesn’t change and you don’t move on, then get used to more of the same in the future.
Tuesday Nov 12 2013
You are dealing with an irritating situation that you would like to change. Let’s modify that a bit, Aries - you don’t just want to change it, you are a bit obsessed about changing it. But the problem is… you can’t change it. And that’s because it involves another person. And while you have a very powerful and dynamic personality and a very strong will, you can’t change another person’s free will. The best way to get through and beyond what is now irritating you is to acknowledge you can’t control it and to let it go. So let it go.
Sunday Nov 10 2013
Someone is telling you something you want to hear, but that person’s behavior does not quite match the words. Yet you want to hear what you want to hear, so you may be allowing yourself to believe it anyway. But you are too savvy for that, Aries. You may be able to delude yourself but eventually the truth will come calling. Why not deal with it right now and clear the air? There may be a reason for this disparity that is not obvious on the surface. And if that’s the case, then it isn’t such a big deal after all.