If you’re only as good as the company you keep then I’m a blame you for what they say about me
Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic
What on earth where do these gifs even come from
Me: *looks at phone for 10 seconds*
Adult: WOAH GEE GOLLY YOU CANT GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT DIGGING YOUR HEAD IN YOUR PHONE CANT YOU
Sunday Dec 8 2013
Someone is hiding something from you, Aries. But no, it isn’t something dark or terrible. This person is hiding how he or she really feels about you. That’s probably because this individual feels overwhelmed by you. Your talents, skills, and all of your successes make this person feel insecure. Whether this is a co-worker or a friend, this person needs a boost of self-confidence if the two are to proceed on a level playing field and enjoy a strong relationship. You could try building this person up with compliments and kindnesses. But revealing more of yourself would also create a warm feeling of comfort where this relationship can thrive.
Saturday Dec 7 2013
You have a good reason to be angry about something now, Aries. You have every right to be upset. You could give in to that fiery temper of yours and let everyone know how you’re feeling. You could yell. You could get all worked up. You could throw a plate or two. But what would any of that accomplish? It might make you feel a slight sense of relief for a moment or so, but then there would be the repercussions. You would feel silly. Other people would think you were out of control. And you would be judged harshly. Stand your ground now, Aries, but do so with class and quiet strength.
Monday Dec 2 2013
You may have a lot on your plate at the moment, and this may not be the easiest of days for you, Aries - but it’s a day when you can grow and evolve. That might not be your first choice, but whatever you learn and however you become enlightened, it will benefit you in the very near future. Besides, even during tough times there can be happiness and enjoyment, and the cosmos is offering that to you as well. As you work through whatever difficulty you are now facing, do so with grace and a smile on your face and you’ll come away with multiple benefits. Starting tomorrow the pressure should ease up.
Sunday Dec 1 2013
You had to make a choice, or you are mulling over a choice you will have to make. But you have already experienced intuition about what you should do. Why, then, are you denying what you already know? Why are you analyzing and agonizing over what seemed perfectly natural when it first occurred to you? You need to learn to trust yourself more. You happen to have great intuition, but you so rarely follow it without scrutinizing it every which way. Go with what feels right, Aries.